Nepalese Overstayers Arrested for Loving Singapore More Than Sinkies

Singapore authorities have successfully rescued 11 Nepalese men from the unbearable tragedy of remaining in a country where a pint of beer costs more than a mountain.

The immigration offenders were apprehended during an F&B raid after their visit passes expired, presumably because they confused the local humidity for a steam room at Mount Everest’s base camp.

Two Singaporean employers are also under investigation for the heinous crime of finding staff willing to work for more than twelve minutes without demanding a "wellness retreat."

“Liddat also cannot meh?” one witness asked.

“These guys steady pom pi pi, don't like our Sinkie workers who bit-bit complain and then take MC because their hamster feel sad.”

The suspects now face caning, proving Singapore’s hospitality always ends with a bang.