Naturalised Sinkie flees Thailand after discovering nature actually exists

A naturalised midfielder has officially completed his integration into the local culture by fleeing Thailand the moment life became slightly inconvenient.

The athlete reportedly suffered severe psychological trauma after realising that the Thai countryside does not feature a luxury mall every 400 metres.

"Wah lao, the place so ulu, my daughter cannot even find one proper tuition centre nearby," the footballer complained while clutching his pink identity card.

The midfielder cited "busy schedules" as a reason for his return, proving he has successfully adopted the national tradition of complaining about working more than three hours a week.

His return to the Lion City Sailors ensures he can continue his career in an environment where the only "nature" is a supervised vertical garden.