MOE Praises Student’s Psychotic Break As ‘High-Efficiency Brain Reboot’

A Raffles Institution student has been hailed as a visionary for experiencing a complete mental collapse mid-way through his Additional Mathematics paper.

Authorities initially feared a "crash out" incident, until they realised the student’s frantic screaming was perfectly timed for maximum caloric burn.

Education officials reportedly watched the CCTV footage, nodding in approval as the boy attempted to consume his own 2B pencil.

“Wah lau, his foam at the mouth very consistent, like latte art sia,” noted invigilator Mdm Tan.

“I thought he siao already, but then I see he still shade the MCQ circles using his own blood—so efficient!”

The Ministry has since announced that future breakdowns must be pre-booked via the Parents Gateway app to avoid disrupting other students' mugging.

Failure to schedule a psychotic episode three weeks in advance will result in a mandatory weekend of remedial mindfulness.