Miss J Proves You Can Still Serve Face Without Motor Skills

After decades of telling models to "fix their walk," J. Alexander has finally pioneered the most efficient runway technique: not moving at all.

The legendary coach is reportedly teaching aspirants how to "smize" even when only 50% of their facial muscles are currently participating.

Local Singaporeans have praised the move, noting that looking paralyzed is a refreshing change from the usual "resting bitch face" found at Orchard Road.

Miss J insists that being wheelchair-bound is simply a 24/7 editorial pose for a high-end nursing home brochure.

Fashion critics have already dubbed the look "Vegetative Chic," perfect for models who find standing up too "tryhard."

"If you can't sashay, just roll with it, bitch," Miss J presumably whispered with impeccable, one-sided poise.