MINDEF Raises NS Allowance So Recruits Can Finally Afford One Fucking Egg

The Ministry of Defence has announced a revolutionary $15 increase to the National Service allowance, ensuring our brave defenders can almost afford a McSpicy meal once a month.

This strategic financial injection aims to bridge the gap between "indentured servitude" and "slightly better-funded indentured servitude."

Military experts claim the extra cash will improve morale, or pay for the Grab hitch when the ferry leaves you behind.

"Knn, increase fifteen dollars for what? Can buy one more Cai Fan fish then finish already lah," remarked LCP Koh while staring blankly at his bank balance of $4.20.

Brigadier General Tan insisted that being yelled at by a regular with a gambling debt is "priceless," making the salary irrelevant.

"You recruits better don't complain, last time we serve only get $240 and one kick in the kkj every morning," barked the Sergeant Major.

If soldiers wanted more money, they should have been born into a family with a "White Horse" sticker on their windshield.