MIL Suggests Improving Family Genes Using Brother-In-Law’s Gangster Nut

A Taiwanese mother-in-law has secured her spot in hell after suggesting her daughter-in-law fix her husband’s pathetic sperm count with his criminal brother’s load.

The semiconductor professional filed for divorce after realizing the "family legacy" plan looked suspiciously like a premium Pornhub plot.

Previously, the overbearing MIL would lurk outside the bedroom door like a perverted gargoyle, ensuring her son didn’t just flop over like a limp sotong.

When the son’s "swimmers" proved useless, the MIL decided a gangster brother with a criminal record was the ideal genetic upgrade.

Her husband laughed off the suggestion, proving his balls were as vacant as his brain.

The father-in-law eventually slapped her, proving domestic violence is the family's preferred mediation tool.