Meta Fires Hundreds To Build AI That Won’t Request MC

Meta has announced its latest "Year of Efficiency" sacrifice, yeeting hundreds of organic meat-sacks to feed its hungry AI god.

The cuts heavily targeted Reality Labs, proving the only "reality" Mark Zuckerberg cares about is one where he doesn't have to pay for your medical insurance.

Management claims this restructuring is vital to stay "agile," which is corporate code for "we prefer GPUs over your pathetic whining."

"Sibei sway sia, my job gone because a chatbot writes better captions than me," lamented one former social media manager.

"Zuck say we must pivot to AI, but since AI cannot go buy me Chagee, KNN now I really living in the Metaverse because I got no money for real life."