Mediacorp Gaslights Singaporeans Into Believing Only Three Celebrities Exist

Mediacorp has once again successfully convinced the public that Singapore contains exactly three entertainers.

The "homecoming" theme resonated deeply with viewers who have seen the same men on screen during every televised special since the early nineties.

Producers confirmed that re-hiring M Nasir and Taufik Batisah is significantly cheaper than developing new talent or having original thoughts.

"Wah lau, every year same face one, I think they stay Mediacorp basement since 2004," remarked local viewer Gary Neo.

The show effectively reminded the nation that while the world evolves, the local celebrity pool remains as stagnant as an algae-choked longkang.

Scientists are currently investigating whether Najip Ali is human or a holograph programmed to laugh at his own jokes.