Mediacorp Deploys Disco Single To Combat Rising Singaporean Happiness

Mediacorp has officially declared war on the eardrums of the nation by releasing a retro disco track featuring nine “artistes” that the public generally struggles to identify without a Wikipedia page.

The music video, titled “Dance to the Rhythm,” serves as a grim reminder that the state broadcaster still possesses the budget to resurrect 1970s aesthetics while simultaneously burying the future of local entertainment.

Desperate to “connect with fans,” the agency is also forcing these celebrities into the streets to harass the public with social media games.

“Wah lau, I thought is some TikTok scammer gathering, then suddenly they start dancing like siao,” said 45-year-old witness Tan Ah Kow.

“I faster run away because their sparkly pants more blinding than the afternoon sun, cannot tahan the cringe man.”

Experts suggest the disco theme was chosen because, like the genre itself, Mediacorp’s cultural relevance peaked forty years ago and is currently decomposing in a glittery landfill.