Singapore Slurp: Marsiling Neighbour Successfully Runs Unlicensed IKEA Showroom In Corridor For 8 Years
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Marsiling Neighbour Successfully Runs Unlicensed IKEA Showroom In Corridor For 8 Years

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Sarah Lim
Tuesday 24th March 2026 @ 14:03 SST
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Block 180B Marsiling Road has officially been recognised as Singapore’s first open-air museum of broken fans and vintage wheelchairs.

For eight years, one visionary resident has pioneered the “clutter-core” aesthetic, treating the common corridor like a free warehouse extension.

Despite receiving enough Town Council advisories to paper the entire HDB block, the hoarding enthusiast continues to curate their collection of rubbish chute obstacles.

“Aiyah, why so kaypoh? My clothes rack is actually a modern art installation,” shouted the resident while making "funny noises" at a terrified neighbour.

“If the wheelchair not there, the lift landing look so empty, no character one!”

The Town Council has responded by promising to monitor the situation until the heat death of the universe.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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