Man Crashes Into Bus To End Eternal Causeway Traffic Suffering

A 54-year-old man has been arrested for attempting to use a four-vehicle pileup as a shortcut to the sweet release of the afterlife.

Realising he was still six hours away from Johor Bahru, the driver decided that a total wreck was a faster route to Malaysia than the actual road.

Witnesses claim the man didn't even tap his brakes, opting instead to stare into the abyss of his own shattered dreams before impact.

“Lanjiao lah, I thought traffic finally move, then I see this uncle fly into the bus,” remarked one stuck motorcycle rider.

“Honestly, I envy him, at least he get to go police station where got air-con and free water.”

Police are investigating if the driver snapped or simply died of boredom while waiting for the lane to move.