Malaysian Pervert Commended For 90-Day Battery Life On Graduation Flower Spycam

Global tech experts have hailed a Malaysian voyeur as a pioneer in renewable energy after his graduation bouquet spycam successfully live-streamed a woman’s bedroom for three consecutive months.

While Silicon Valley struggles with mobile battery efficiency, this dedicated creep managed to conceal a high-capacity power bank inside floral foam, providing a 4K feed of a rotating ceiling fan that puts Singapore’s “Smart Nation” initiatives to absolute shame.

“Wah lau, 3 months battery life? My iPhone also cannot last half a day even if I don't touch it,” noted local tech enthusiast, Jeremy Teo.

“If this fella put this kind of engineering effort into a legitimate startup, he confirm become billionaire. But instead he use his brain to watch girl sleep. Truly, Malaysia Boleh!”