Malaysia Spends Billions Subsidising Cheap Petrol For Grateful Sinkies

The Malaysian government has graciously decided to incinerate S$1.05 billion every month to ensure that Singaporeans can continue their sacred tradition of clogging up the Causeway.

As global oil prices skyrocket due to chaos in the Middle East, the Malaysian Finance Minister has essentially turned the national treasury into a giant charity for Singaporean car owners.

This massive subsidy ensures that every budget-conscious Singaporean can still afford to drive across the border just to save ten dollars on a tank of fuel while spending fifty dollars on salted egg croissants.

"Walao, why increase price? One billion only? Not enough leh, must subsidise more so I can go Malacca for free mah," complained a local private hire driver while aggressively rocking his chassis.

Economists suggest that at this rate, the Malaysian economy will eventually be powered entirely by the hopes and dreams of Singaporeans looking for a cheap car wash.