Malaysia Solves Energy Crisis By Turning Off The Government

The Malaysian government has finally admitted that the most efficient way to run a country is to ensure absolutely nobody actually goes to work.

PM Anwar Ibrahim announced that civil servants will work from home, officially acknowledging that the power grid cannot support thousands of Candy Crush windows in air-conditioned offices.

“By staying home, our glorious staff can save the planet while ignoring your emails from the comfort of their sofas,” a spokesperson said while unbuttoning his pants.

Singaporeans are reportedly fuming, realizing that “energy security” is a much better excuse for slacking than the usual mental health bullshit.

Local bosses responded to the news by reminding staff that electricity is free if they just stop breathing so much.