Malaysia Recovers 1MDB Picasso To Cover 0.0001% Of Debt

The Malaysian government is throwing a fucking parade because they recovered four 1MDB paintings, including a Picasso worth less than a Singaporean’s monthly ERP bill sia.

While billions remain missing, authorities are confident this $160,000 haul will stop the country from going bankrupt for three seconds.

"We are very proud," said one official while trying to figure out which side of the abstract painting was the 'up' side.

Malaysians are reportedly thrilled that their stolen tax money was transformed into a painting of a depressed clown instead of actual functioning schools.

Meanwhile, Jho Low was last seen on a yacht, laughing so hard he accidentally snorted a line of gold-plated caviar.

The paintings will be displayed in Putrajaya so everyone can see where their future went lah.