LTA Unveils Driverless Bus Programmed To Skip Your Fucking Stop

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has unveiled its first autonomous bus, equipped with cutting-edge AI specifically trained to ignore commuters waving frantically at the bus stop.

Engineers confirmed that the vehicle’s "Indifference Protocol" allows it to detect elderly passengers and intentionally accelerate before they can reach the doors.

The pilot program aims to replace human bus captains with a more consistent, robotic form of cold, unfeeling rejection.

"The AI is damn smart one, can see you running from 100 metres away then immediately close door," noted lead developer, Tan Ah Teck.

"We spend millions to make sure the robot also got 'cannot-be-bothered' attitude, so the passenger experience stays authentic."

Commuters say the transition is seamless, as they already felt invisible to human drivers anyway.