LTA Introduces Death Penalty for Honking at Crossing Otter Overlords

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has announced that any motorist failing to prostrate themselves before a crossing otter family will face immediate public execution.

New regulations dictate that the Bishan-10 clan now holds sovereign diplomatic immunity and the legal right to commandeer any private vehicle for their afternoon commute.

"Wah lau, last time only wait for red man, now must wait for these furry gangsters to finish their TikTok dance ah?" said local driver Lim Kopi.

Residents are encouraged to offer their smallest child or a premium koi carp to ensure safe passage for the whiskered deities across Nicoll Highway.

NParks confirmed that an otter scent-marking your car tyre is officially classified as a state blessing that triples the vehicle’s COE value.

"The otters are more important than your career, your family, or your basic human rights," whispered an official while bowing to a wet paw print.

"Eh, you think they cute? They bite my dog then stare at me like I owe them money sia," remarked a traumatised park-goer.