LTA Finishes Tunnel Early To Maximise Your Total Overtime Hours.

The Land Transport Authority (LTA) has graciously announced that Circle Line tunnel works will finish nine days early, primarily because they realized Singaporeans were becoming dangerously accustomed to the fresh air of shuttle buses.

Transport officials confirmed that "closing the circle" refers specifically to the infinite loop of commuting, suffering, and dying that constitutes a world-class national identity.

By completing works ahead of schedule, the government has successfully eliminated any remaining excuse for employees to arrive at their cubicles later than 8:00 AM.

"Wah lau, I thought can enjoy the scenic bus view for one more week," complained local corporate drone Tan Ah Kow, while weeping into his $7 cai fan.

"Now I must go back to smelling some random uncle’s armpit in the MRT again, KNN so fast finish for what?"

Authorities also reassured the public that while the tunnels are now reinforced, the structural integrity of the average citizen’s mental health remains hilariously compromised.