Local Women To Neglect Families For Goblin Cast Reunion

The news of the “Goblin” cast reuniting for a travel show has sent local women into a hormonal frenzy not seen since the last Hello Kitty giveaway at McDonald’s.

Thousands of Singaporean wives have reportedly informed their husbands that dinner will be “find your own fuck” once the show airs in 2026.

While Gong Yoo and Lee Dong-wook have barely aged a day, their local fans have spent the last decade developing chronic back pain and a crippling addiction to overpriced collagen drinks.

Experts predict a 400% spike in sick leave applications as desperate Sinkies prepare to binge-watch middle-aged Korean men walking through scenic parks.

“I don’t care if my husband is having an affair, as long as Gong Yoo smiles at a camera for five seconds,” said one fan currently refreshing her screen until her fingers bleed.