Local Woman Successfully Trades Three Biological Children For 86-Minute BTS Concert

Singaporean mother Cindee Yeo confirmed she has officially blocked her actual offspring on WhatsApp to focus on seven “Korean sons” who don't know she exists.

After winning a raffle to catch the BTS comeback, the 52-year-old reportedly sold her husband’s vintage watch to fund a flight to stand in a cold Seoul square for four hours.

“My real son ask for pocket money, I tell him go find a job, Mummy busy looking at Jimin’s collarbone,” Cindee said while weeping into a purple lightstick.

“Aiyoh, my husband only know how to scratch backside, these boys know how to moisturise,” noted another fan at a Bukit Timah watch party.

The government has advised local men to start wearing eyeliner if they ever want their wives to acknowledge their existence again.