Local Woman Spends $8,000 To Watch Seven Men Who Don’t Know She Exists

Local marketing manager Coco is currently liquidating her entire future to follow seven Korean men across three continents for a concert she has already watched 400 times on YouTube.

Having dropped $8,000 on flights to Munich and London, the 31-year-old remains convinced that seeing Jungkook’s sweat from a slightly different 360-degree angle is a sound long-term investment.

“Wah lao, it’s not about the money lah, it’s about the soul,” Coco explained while eating plain Gardenia bread for the fourth consecutive week to save for Busan.

“People spend thousands on weddings, but my relationship with RM is more real because he looked in my general direction for 0.4 seconds during a livestream once.”

Coco plans to continue her global pilgrimage until her bank account is as empty as the hope of an actual interaction.