Local Woman Spends $111k To Rot In Minimalist Luxury

Finance executive assistant Catherine has successfully spent $111,000 to transform her Hougang HDB into a high-end waiting room for the afterlife.

Calling herself a “lazy minimalist,” Catherine’s renovation features levelled floors to ensure she doesn’t face-plant while shuffling towards her automatic mahjong table.

The sleek kitchen is intentionally useless, much like her contribution to the global economy, serving only as a place to stare at things she’s too lazy to cook.

By “future-proofing” her home for mobility issues, she’s basically invited the grim reaper to a spa day.

It’s the perfect bachelorette pad for someone whose only remaining hobby is waiting for their CPF to kick in or their heart to stop.

Fucking goals, lah.