Local Woman Spends $100k To Pretend She Lives In The Hamptons

Amelia, a 51-year-old furniture salesperson, has successfully spent $100,000 to transform her 800-square-foot shoebox into a "coastal sanctuary" that screams "I miss my British ex-husband."

The renovation features "American Hamptons" styling, allowing Amelia to gaze at the murky Kallang River while imagining she is sipping rosé in Long Island instead of staring at uncles fishing for old tires.

"Wah lau, $100k for what? Hamptons style in Tanjong Rhu is like putting a Gucci belt on a stray cat," noted neighbor Ah Teck.

"She say coastal vibe, but the only thing coastal here is the smell of dead fish and low tide from the river, sia."

Amelia’s pet Golden Retriever has also been briefed on how to act more "Western" to match the sintered stone countertops.