Local Uncle Arrested For Curating Singapore’s Most Depressing Lingerie Collection

Li Zhu, 63, was apprehended after a high-stakes investigation into his burgeoning career as a second-hand lingerie tycoon.

The self-appointed fashion curator allegedly spent weeks scouring Bidadari and Serangoon for the finest used bras and loungewear money doesn’t have to buy.

Police exhibits revealed a collection of stolen goods ranging from expensive loungewear to a $3 phone case, suggesting Li’s criminal mastermind status is somewhat hindered by his inability to distinguish between luxury loot and literal trash.

“Aiyoh, this uncle really no life sia,” said one victim whose laundry was raided.

“My bra so old and yellow already also he want, I think his eyes got cataract or he just damn kinky!”

The SPF remains committed to its zero-tolerance policy regarding senior citizens who treat laundromats like free-entry buffets.