Local Sinkie Pissed Iran War Might Delay His Shopee Parcel Delivery.

As Pakistan frantically hosts peace talks to prevent a nuclear apocalypse, local man Tan Ah Kow is reportedly "fucking fuming" that the Strait of Hormuz blockade might delay his $8.90 Shopee parcel.

"I don't give a flying fish about a US ground assault in Iran; I just want my ergonomic butt-cushion before my back gives out," stated the 34-year-old while aggressively refreshing his NinjaVan tracking status.

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs issued a neutral statement, secretly hoping the conflict concludes before the price of a McSpicy meal hits double digits.

Meanwhile, experts suggest that while Tehran faces total destruction, the average Singaporean is mostly worried if the impending World War III will clash with their upcoming Bangkok shopping trip.