Local NSF Shocked To Discover Every Girl He Knows Suddenly Wants Him

Nineteen-year-old Thevin Ong is finally experiencing the thrill of being valued for something other than carrying a heavy rucksack in the jungle.

After winning “The Kallang Pass,” the NSF has seen a miraculous 5,000% surge in interest from female acquaintances who previously treated him like a used EZ-Link card.

Despite admitting he doesn't actually know the bands he is watching, Ong remains blissfully unaware that he is now essentially a human barcode for his "friends" to scan at the gate.

"I thought she really want to catch up, but actually she just want the free VIP standing pen lor," Ong noted while holding three designer handbags outside the stadium toilet.

"Last time he quite invisible one, but now he got the pass, I suddenly feel his face quite handsome leh," said his friend Elyana.