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Local Nepobaby Fucking Devastated To Realise Life Is Set To Easy Mode.

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Chloe Ong
Monday 23rd March 2026 @ 08:03 SST
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Singapore has come to a standstill after local actress Chen Yixin revealed the harrowing trauma of being born to parents that people actually recognize.

The actress-model bravely shared how her “Mediacorp Royal” bloodline led to childhood anxiety, largely due to the unbearable pressure of having a career path cleared by a professional bulldozer before she was even born.

“Wah lau, you don’t know the stress leh,” said one sympathetic bystander.

“Imagine everywhere you go, people know your mother and father. My mother only know how to shout at me to go mark more assessment books. Very different level of mental health struggle one okay!”

Psychologists suggest that being born into the industry's top 1% can cause “Silver Spoon Syndrome,” where the victim feels sad despite never having to face a single day of unemployment.

This satire is based on a real news story.

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