Local Mother Trades Son’s IQ For Silent Dinner At Din Tai Fung

A new report warns that high-speed YouTube videos are effectively lobotomising the nation’s youth through extreme sensory overload.

Local parents, however, have responded with a collective shrug as long as the digital babysitter prevents a public meltdown.

“Wah lan, you think I care about his ‘executive function’ or what?” said Mrs. Lim, staring at her three-year-old currently vibrating with Cocomelon-induced tremors.

“At least I can finish my Xiao Long Bao in peace without this small cb screaming like the world ending,” she added, shoving an iPad Pro into the toddler’s catatonic face.

Experts confirm that while the child’s brain now resembles a blender full of melted Skittles, the silent dinner remains a total win for Singaporean sanity.