Local Mother Spends $10,000 To Ruin Everyone’s Fucking Week

Convicted sex offender and professional basement-dweller Amos Yee has been released from Changi Prison after his mother decided the house was too quiet without the sound of high-pitched narcissism.

Despite being 27 years old, Yee required a $10,000 bail payment from his long-suffering parent, proving that some umbilical cords are made of reinforced steel.

The self-proclaimed activist described Singapore’s prison as "hell," likely because the wardens refused to validate his delusions of grandeur or provide a 5-star Yelp review platform.

Singaporeans reacted to the news of his "political activism" with the collective enthusiasm of someone discovering a dead rat in their fishball noodles.

"Wah lau, $10k can buy so many things, why waste on this useless fellow?" asked one passerby who immediately began looking for a fresh restraining order.