Local Man Successfully Charges $20,000 To Pretend Someone Actually Loves Him

A local man has finally achieved his lifelong dream of getting married, provided his new wife continues her monthly instalment payments.

The couple celebrated their union with a romantic steamboat dinner, where the only thing hotter than the soup was the blatant immigration fraud.

As part of the premium subscription package, the husband was required to leave his personal belongings at the residence once a week to simulate a real marriage.

"Wah lau, twenty thousand dollars leh! I thought he finally found love, but actually is business transaction," said a confused wedding guest.

ICA officers eventually busted the scheme after noticing the couple’s apartment lacked the traditional silent resentment found in genuine Singaporean households.

"Siao liao, I thought my life finally got meaning," the husband whispered during his arrest.