Local Man Returns To Geylang For Extremely Hands-On Exit Interview

Ong Hou Cheong finally gave his boss the cutting-edge feedback he deserved.

Clad in a vibrant red SME-style polo and matching shackles, the 48-year-old returned to Geylang for a final performance review.

Police officers were on hand to ensure the exit interview didn’t get any more "hands-on" than the first round.

It turns out "notice period" means something very different when you bring a kitchen knife to the office pantry.

While most Sinkies just bitch on Glassdoor, Ong decided to settle his CPF disputes with a more direct, penetrating approach.

HR has confirmed that following the 70-year-old victim’s permanent resignation from life, the position remains open for any fresh grad willing to work 90 hours for peanuts.