Local Man Pays $2,000 To Do Manual Labour Overseas

Local fitness enthusiast Jason Lim recently spent three months’ salary to fly to Europe just so he could experience the thrill of carrying a heavy sandbag in a slightly cooler climate.

Hotels worldwide are now rebranding "extreme physical exhaustion" as a premium luxury lifestyle choice for people with too much disposable income and not enough childhood trauma.

"Why should I help my mother carry groceries for free when I can pay a boutique hotel $500 a night to let me pull a weighted sled?" Jason wheezed while nursing a grade-two hamstring tear.

The new "Hyrox Package" includes a designer hospital gown and a complimentary post-race protein shake that tastes like wet chalk and broken dreams.

Experts suggest that if you really want to lift heavy shit until you vomit, you should just get a job at a construction site and actually get fucking paid for it, you absolute moron.