
Local Man Heartbroken Over Video Store He Haven’t Visited Since 2004
Local residents are reportedly “absolutely gutted” following news that Rida Video Centre is finally closing, despite most of them treating the shop like a museum of prehistoric technology for the last twenty years.
“This is a total cultural tragedy,” sobbed one Bukit Timah resident while simultaneously renewing his Netflix, Disney+, and HBO subscriptions on his phone.
Sources say the “loyal” customers currently flooding the shop to use their credits are the same people who haven’t touched a DVD since the original Shrek was released in cinemas.
Owner Laurel Khoo is reportedly spending her final days desperately trying to return money to people who forgot they even had accounts, while nostalgic Sinkies post black-and-white Instagram stories about “preserving heritage” instead of actually renting a damn movie.
The shop’s handwritten rental cards will soon be donated to the National Library, joining other legendary Singaporean relics like the Nokia 3310 and your father’s last remaining fuck to give.
This satire is based on a real news story.
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