Local Man Explains To Colleague Why Her Period Cramps Lack Tactical Discipline.

A local logistics firm has praised two employees for their "proactive leadership" after they successfully compared a female colleague’s menstrual cramps to a 24km route march.

The duo, whose greatest life achievement remains a Marksman badge from 2014, have reportedly mastered the art of "tactical interruption" during every department meeting.

"Girl ah, period pain is mental one, just think of it like SOC and you will be fine lah," said one employee while explaining a software he doesn't actually know how to use.

Management confirmed that "mansplaining" is now a key KPI, as it demonstrates the "alpha energy" required to survive in the competitive world of data entry.

Female staff have responded by collectively deciding that the only thing weaker than their resolve is their colleagues' personality.