Local “Lit Girl” Spends $200 On Journal To Document Shitty Life

Local bimbo Cheryl Tan has officially achieved “Lit Girl” status after dropping $200 on a handcrafted leather journal she will never fucking use.

Despite failing O-Level Literature twice, Cheryl insists the “tactile materiality” helps her connect with her inner muse.

In reality, she only uses the $191 notebook to scribble down her GrabFood orders and the names of toxic ex-boyfriends.

“It’s about the aesthetic, lah,” Cheryl explained, carefully positioning the journal next to a cold latte for her TikTok fans.

Friends confirm the only thing “analogue” about Cheryl’s lifestyle is the manual labor required to photoshop her face.

She now looks like a Parisian intellectual instead of just another basic bitch from Jurong.