Local Couple Flies To Japan Just To Eat Fucking Bread

After spending three weeks in the culinary capital of the world, a local couple successfully avoided all forms of culture by hunting down an $8 slice of bread in Tokyo.

The pair reportedly wept with joy upon realizing they could pay double the price for a singular onsen egg instead of the usual two.

"The wagyu and Michelin-starred sushi were okay, but nothing beats the familiar taste of industrial-grade margarine," said the husband, who clearly has the refined palate of a wet cardboard box.

Experts suggest the couple’s "homesickness" is actually a rare psychological condition where the brain rejects any experience more sophisticated than a soggy piece of toast.

Truly, the Singaporean dream is traveling 5,000km just to eat the exact same shit you have at your office basement every Monday.