Local Bimbo Uses $2,000 Dior Tote To Hide Clinical Illiteracy

Local "it-girl" Tiffany Tan was spotted at Orchard Road today sporting a $2,000 Dior "Ulysses" Book Tote, despite having a reading comprehension level that peaked at the back of a Milo cereal box.

The "Lit Girl" trend has finally hit Singapore, allowing high-SES airheads to LARP as intellectuals without the massive mental trauma of actually finishing a sentence.

"It’s so aesthetic," Tiffany chirped, using her $190 Coach leather-bound Dracula charm to scrape a piece of stuck fishball from her $10,000 veneers.

Friends confirm the only thing Tiffany has read in five years is the "Transaction Approved" screen at Sephora.

The trend is expected to die once these girls realize books don’t come with a 15-second TikTok summary.