Local Artist Relieved To Discover Talent Is Sexually Transmitted

In a shocking breakthrough for meritocracy, a new study reveals that artistic genius in Singapore is primarily passed through the balls.

Forget the expensive NAFA degree or years of starving; the secret to a successful solo exhibition is simply exiting the correct womb.

Local "dynasty" artists are being praised for their revolutionary ability to inherit their father’s contacts and gallery space without doing any of that "actual effort" bullshit.

"I thought I was a hack, but then I remembered my dad literally designed our currency," said one visionary while selling a smudge for $50,000.

Non-dynasty artists are advised to stop complaining and go back in time to be born to more famous parents, you fucking losers.