Kung Fu Robot Programmed To Whack Sinkies Who Forget Trays

Science Centre Singapore has finally unveiled its ultimate solution for citizens who refuse to return their food trays: a Kung Fu robot programmed to roundhouse kick your teeth in.

While you idiots were busy “petting” the robot dog at Orchard Road, the authorities were secretly calibrating its “Saman-and-Slam” mode for the next public nuisance.

Why hire a human security guard who needs to sleep and eat when you can get a 300kg hunk of metal to IP Man your face for the crime of breathing too loud?

Science Centre claims it’s for “education,” but we all know it’s only a matter of time before these bots are programmed to beat the fuck out of anyone who complains about the GST hike.

Huai leh? Because robots don’t need CPF, lah.