Kodaline To Retire Before Singaporeans Realise They Aren’t Actually Coldplay

Irish quartet Kodaline has announced they are finally calling it quits, much to the relief of boyfriends nationwide who are tired of pretending to enjoy sensitive indie rock.

The band will play their final Singapore show on August 8th, providing one last opportunity for tone-deaf millennials to sob over the only three chords they know.

Industry experts suggest the split was inevitable once the band finally ran out of rhyming words for "lonely" and "home."

"I buy ticket already, but honestly I thought they were the guys who sang 'Yellow' leh," said local fan Cheryl Tan.

"Wait, they not Coldplay ah? Then why I pay so much to see four random Irish blokes play one song from a 2013 medical drama? Fuck my life sia."

A spokesperson confirmed the band is eager to return to Dublin where people can actually pronounce their name.