Kiasu Parents Fight To Death Over $1 Assessment Books

The quiet industrial wasteland of Serangoon North has been transformed into a gladiator arena as thousands of bloodthirsty parents descend upon the POPULAR Warehouse Sale.

Armed with nothing but expired PAssion cards and a desperate urge to crush their children’s spirits, “Tiger Moms” were seen pile-driving each other to secure 90% off revision guides.

“Wah lau, the discount so big, don't buy is like I give money to Gahmen for free ah!” screamed one auntie, Mavis Tan, while using a discounted Stabilo highlighter to stab a rival shopper in the eye.

Economists confirm that buying forty-eight correction tapes you will never use is the only way for average Sinkies to feel a fleeting sense of dominance over their miserable, inflation-hit lives.