Justin Timberlake Arrested For Expecting Cop To Know Who The Fuck He Is

Newly released footage of Justin Timberlake’s arrest confirms that "bringing sexy back" does not include the ability to walk in a straight line.

The pop star reportedly told officers he was on a "world tour," a bold claim for a man currently being out-streamed by lo-fi study beats.

The Sag Harbor police officer’s confusion has resonated with Singaporeans who haven’t thought about Timberlake since the era of the Sony Ericsson.

“He think he very big fuck ah?” asked local private hire driver, Ah Huat.

“Mention world tour for what? If I tell LTA I on world tour, they still give me summon one lah!”

Timberlake was fined $500, a sum so pathetic it wouldn't even cover a monthly COE hike.