Judge To Blake Lively: “It Ends With This Lawsuit, Bitch.”

In a shocking blow to rich blonde ladies everywhere, a US judge has officially tossed Blake Lively’s sexual harassment lawsuit into the dumpster like a used condom.

Lively, who spent months promoting her domestic violence movie while wearing enough floral prints to trigger a national hay fever crisis, learned that "Main Character Energy" is not a valid legal defense.

The judge ruled that suing under California law for shit that happened elsewhere is fucking stupid, proving even Taylor Swift’s "girl squad" can’t outrun basic geography.

Meanwhile, Justin Baldoni is reportedly celebrating by hiring more crisis managers to ensure nobody mentions his name without a five-star review.

"Honestly, she should’ve just written a passive-aggressive Instagram story," noted one local Sinkie observer.