Johor Sends Singapore A Free Sample Of Lung Cancer

The National Environment Agency (NEA) has confirmed that Johor is currently providing Singapore with a free, artisanal smoke trial to ensure our lungs don’t get too complacent.

With two severe fires raging just 50km away, Singaporeans are finally enjoying a high-definition sensory experience of “Traditional Malaysian BBQ” without having to pay the VEP fee at the Causeway.

“Last time Indonesia send, now Johor also want to tumpang,” complained local Grab driver, Lim Beng Huat, 52.

“Everything also increase price, but this smoke is free. Fucking generous sial, help us save on incense paper during Qing Ming,” he added while coughing out a soot-covered loogie.

NEA warns that the smell of burning wood and broken dreams will persist until the wind realizes it’s blowing towards a first-world country.

Residents are advised to stay indoors and breathe through their wallets for better filtration.