Jin MapleStory Collab To Bankrupt Lonely, Unmarried Singaporean Losers

Nexon has confirmed that BTS’ Jin will return to MapleStory to extract the remaining $4.50 from the bank accounts of Singapore’s most socially-stunted adults.

The collaboration introduces “magical fertilizer,” which experts claim is a literal metaphor for the absolute shit fans will pay real money for just to feel close to a millionaire.

While Jin records NPC voices in a Seoul studio, local player Marcus Lim plans to spend sixteen hours a day grinding for pixelated outfits instead of fixing his career.

“Wa lau, Jin’s digital sweat is worth at least two months of salary lah,” Marcus said, ignoring his mother’s weeping from the next room.

Economists predict the update will successfully tank Singapore’s birth rate for another three fiscal years.