Jeanette Aw Opens Geylang Bakery To Give Men Excuse For Being There

Famed actress Jeanette Aw has officially blessed the streets of Geylang with her new patisserie, finally providing thousands of local husbands a legitimate reason to be seen wandering Lorong 32.

The new "Once Upon A Time" outlet operates on a "pick-up only" basis, a logistical concept the neighbourhood has perfected over several decades of high-traffic commerce.

Market experts suggest the relocation is a strategic masterpiece, allowing men to explain their suspicious credit card statements as "just a really expensive orange sherbet craving."

"Last time I come here, I must hide face behind newspaper, but now I can walk proud with my fudge brownie leh," said one regular customer.

"The tarts here stay in the box and don't require a health check-up after, so is definitely worth the premium price lah!"