Jay Chou Unveils 2014 Proposal To Remind Sinkies They’re Poor

Mandopop’s premier ego-maniac, Jay Chou, has finally released the 2014 footage of him legally colonising a British castle.

While you pathetic losers were sweating in a Bukit Batok hawker centre asking “BTO ai mai?”, Jay was hiring a small army of dancers to remind Hannah Quinlivan that he’s richer than God.

The "I Do" music video is basically a 47-year-old man desperately milking a decade-old memory to trick Gen Z into streaming his new mediocre album.

Your "special night" involved a Grab voucher and a 0.2 carat diamond that looks like a grain of salt.

Jay had a horse-drawn carriage and fireworks.

Know your place, you low-SES peasants.