Jay Chou Squeezes Last Drop Of Content From Decade-Old Marriage

The King of Mandopop has officially reached the "recycling bin" stage of his legendary career.

By featuring his 2014 proposal in a new music video, Jay Chou has proven that even a fake castle filled with hired actors is better than having a single fresh creative idea.

The $3.5 million production aims to provide "positive energy" to fans whose bank accounts are currently as empty as the uninhabited castle Chou rented to trick his wife.

"Eh, 10 years already still want to show off for what," remarked exhausted fan, Simon Teo.

"Proposal also must hire actors, his whole life is basically a Mediacorp drama with better lighting, CCB."

Chou also featured his three-year-old daughter’s voice, teaching the child that every private family moment is just an unpaid internship for his next album.