Jack Neo Vows To Film Every Single Singaporean Uniform Before He Dies

Local auteur Jack Neo has confirmed his latest attempt to extract every cent from the Singaporean public with the announcement of “Ah Boys To Firemen”.

The $3 million production follows a revolutionary plot: a lazy, self-centered recruit learns about “sacrifice” and “brotherhood” while wearing a different coloured set of overalls.

Sources suggest Neo plans to complete the “Government Uniform Cinematic Universe” by 2035, with “Ah Boys To Pest Control” and “Ah Boys To Safe Distancing Ambassadors” already in development.

“Wah lau, this guy really no more ideas is it?” asked local resident Tan Ah Kow.

“Same story, different shirt only. Confirm the fire also sponsored by some slimming tea brand lah.”