Itacho Sushi Deletes Entire Digital Existence To Ghost Clingy Sinkies

Itacho Sushi has achieved the ultimate Singaporean dream: successfully ghosting the entire population without having to pay for a breakup dinner.

The chain deleted its website, social media, and physical presence faster than a teenager scrubbing their browser history after being caught by their mother.

"I go there every Sunday for sixteen years and now suddenly gone? Siao liao, my rewards points all burn already," complained one traumatised regular.

Industry insiders suggest the management simply couldn't handle one more customer complaining that the salmon wasn't "vibrant" enough or asking for forty tubs of free ginger.

The brand has reportedly entered the Corporate Witness Protection Program to escape the wrath of hungry citizens.

"Boss say he rather go missing than see your face again lah," whispered a former worker.